I drew a non-threatening Bonnie for paint practice, but it didn’t seem right for them not to want to murder you so I made some changes.
just gonna casually dump more humanized!fnaf stuff into a photoset
Go. Get out of here. leave.
but do it quickly.
MEANWHILE, IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE THE LOGIC OF “HORTON HATCHES THE EGG” REINS SUPREME… AN ANIMATRONIC PIRATE FOX IS BEING SLUT-SHAMED!
THE SAID FOX THEN MADE A TUMBLR WHERE HE COULD CRY ABOUT EVERYONE GLARING AT HIM SUSPICIOUSLY AND BEING TOLD HE BETRAYED EVERYONE DESPITE BEING A FLIPPIN ROBOT
A LESSON ON REPRODUCTION- TIP #1, ROBOTS DON’T HAVE BABY-JUICE.
Based on possibly the most hilarious conversation I ever had with my step-sister about this blog. I remember laughing so hard I nearly choked.
spoiler; it is actually Mike’s. it’s just that the babu inherited some phenotypes that skipped a few generations. this AU just wants to make Foxy’s life an unbearably awkward hell
they named her Pippi
and it just gets worse when she gets an interest in pirates and foxes, and calls Foxy “dad” on complete accident
I always knew he was a hooker but good golly Have I obliterated this fandom yet?
Chica in the sequel be all like
Well if you’re hearing this then chances are you’ve made a very poor career choice…
These lil’ shits think they belong in some spy movie or someshit.
Knew the old ones wern’t dead!